I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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