So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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