Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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