two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
40s are totally the cure
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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