Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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