i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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