My room smells like vodka and shame
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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