I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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