After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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