...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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