Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
