I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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