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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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