That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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