Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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