2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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