Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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