She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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