The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You left your phone here
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