If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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