So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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