these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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