i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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