i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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