i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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