I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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