IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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