i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sorry my hands just texted you
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Randomize
