shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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