this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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