I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
