Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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