I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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