i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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