why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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