We're like a lot better than the average bears
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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