why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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