new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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