jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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