thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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