the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
