dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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