Jerry, you need to find god
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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