And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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