Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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