We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
