I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
