I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
50% drunk capacity currently
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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