Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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