physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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