i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
it glows. i had to have it.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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