He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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