Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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