I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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