due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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