Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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