I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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